Dear George

Congratulations on your sweep of the Red Sox. The boys worked hard and did a very good job.

Speaking of working hard, my husband works hard every day to make a nice living for us. Therefore, I'd appreciate it if you could keep winning so you can continue to play through October. That would prolong my husband's happiness and I think he's earned it.

Enjoy the holiday weekend!

Sincerely,
Mrs. John Edward Hernandez

PS...You may want to have your skipper talk with young Jaba. As much as we may dispise the dirt that are the Red Sox, they are still made in the image and likeness of God, and as such, should not have to dodge balls to the cabeza.