Can't we just put her back in the box?

This post is dedicated to the first born, Ronnie II. You see, when I was born, my brother asked my mom and dad:"I don't really like the new baby. Can we put her back in the box and send her back to the hospital?"

For some reason, he thought I was a doll, came in a box and could be returned for a full refund if not 100% satisfied. Bro, you're one in a million! Sorry you're just now getting your wish...26 years later.